Ravenous Rumblies

Thundering Arrogance

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sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

(via belmarc)

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leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

princess-romanova:

So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this

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And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over to take a look at it and

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My mum is the best 

Whenever I see this I think well what if you weren’t gay and you came home one day to this

(via lowhp)

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somanybadcustomers:

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “”DO YOU WORK HERE?”.”Bottom Text: NO. I JUST STOLE THIS UNIFORM.”]
I work in a pet store that has a blue polo-style uniform shirt, with the store logo/name on a HUGE screenprint on the back. And yet - and yet! People will still approach me FROM BEHIND and ask me if I work there.
What do YOU think? I just wear this shirt because I wanted to be fashionable? One day I’m going to say “no,” just to see what happens.

Everyday.

somanybadcustomers:

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “”DO YOU WORK HERE?”.”

Bottom Text: NO. I JUST STOLE THIS UNIFORM.”]

I work in a pet store that has a blue polo-style uniform shirt, with the store logo/name on a HUGE screenprint on the back. And yet - and yet! People will still approach me FROM BEHIND and ask me if I work there.

What do YOU think? I just wear this shirt because I wanted to be fashionable? One day I’m going to say “no,” just to see what happens.

Everyday.

(via lowhp)